I tripped over my daughter's green plastic chair, skidding on drawings she left on the floor, and several sharp toys.  My left foot hurts now, a lot.  Wearing the Boot of Doom again because it hurts less when I don't move my foot much.

I would like my life to not be a disaster zone waiting to ambush me, really.  Or at least get a few more points put into dexterity, or even constitution on my character sheet.