If I Had a Mouthful...

[judifilksign]

 So, today's story from work is behind a cut, for mild inappropriate language.

My upperclassmen had finished up class four or five minutes early, and were chit-chatting, awaiting the end of class.  I hear in the back of the room my Suzie Cutie suddenly cry out "Ms. Judi wouldn't say 'shit' if she had a mouthful!"

I point a finger at Suzie Cutie, and said, mildly enough, "Watch your excremental language, dear," and moved along to monitor the rest of my giggling class.  Suzie Cutie goes to the back of the class and gets out a dictionary.  I am charmed, because I am pretty sure I know what she's looking up.

Sure enough, Suzie Cutie suddenly blurts out to her friends, "OhmiGawd!  Ms. Judi has a way of saying 'shit' without saying 'shit'!"

And I had a difficult time not laughing out loud.

Comments

[shancara.livejournal.com]

*laugh* :)

[lisa-marli.livejournal.com]

LOL.
She's going to be trouble. In a good way.

[ladymondegreen.livejournal.com]

That's great!

*huge grin*

[archiver-tim.livejournal.com]

I have been know to exclaim 'Torus feces' at times.

[catsittingstill.livejournal.com]

You definitely made me laugh :-)

Happily, I didn't have to try to avoid laughing out loud!

[wyld-dandelyon.livejournal.com]

Sounds like she needs to be introduced to the concept of synonyms. :-D

[thnidu.livejournal.com]

YEAH!

I still remember my h.s. bio (or maybe earth sci.) teacher (around 1961, that would be). Some student (not me) audibly said "shit", and Mr. Alexander looked up and said "The word to use is 'feces'."

[groblek.livejournal.com]

*snerk* That's wonderful. Thanks for sharing the story with us.