Funeral for a Snake
Jul. 11th, 2008 12:06 pm So, yesterday, following the demise of the Zombie Queen's snake, four boys decided a funeral would be in order.
Solemnly, they took turns digging a hole in the garden. With careful respect, the eldest gently took a stick and lay the snake to rest in a gentle coil, like he was sleeping. Each boy took turns shoveling (with the back of the shovel, mind) dirt gently over the snake until the grave was filled. Time for the homilies.
"Um, snake, we didn't know you, and now you're dead. Um. Goodbye."
"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Do we need to burn something for the ashes?"
"Dearly beloved, here lies the snake. It's dead. We buried it. I hate snakes."
"I was really mad at that cat for killing you, snake. It was really mean of it to kill you. I wish I could've watched."
I get *soooo* many brownie points for not laughing out loud during the ceremony.
And with a rock engraved "RIP Bit" with an old nail, we had our grave. (Was it because the snake "bit it?" I don't know, and didn't ask.)
Solemnly, they took turns digging a hole in the garden. With careful respect, the eldest gently took a stick and lay the snake to rest in a gentle coil, like he was sleeping. Each boy took turns shoveling (with the back of the shovel, mind) dirt gently over the snake until the grave was filled. Time for the homilies.
"Um, snake, we didn't know you, and now you're dead. Um. Goodbye."
"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Do we need to burn something for the ashes?"
"Dearly beloved, here lies the snake. It's dead. We buried it. I hate snakes."
"I was really mad at that cat for killing you, snake. It was really mean of it to kill you. I wish I could've watched."
I get *soooo* many brownie points for not laughing out loud during the ceremony.
And with a rock engraved "RIP Bit" with an old nail, we had our grave. (Was it because the snake "bit it?" I don't know, and didn't ask.)