Words I am Sure Will Come to Haunt Me.

[judifilksign]

I have had an upset digestive system for the past few days.  Sparkle has been misbehaving for a good portion of today, resulting in her losing access to the Wii, computers, and all video games.

Sparkle: "If you do not give me MY Wii, I will SPIT on you!"

Me:  "If you spit on me, I will spit up on you. Try me and see. I'm sure you won't like it."

Amazingly, this bit of upmanship appears to have worked.  She backed off from her screams and threats, and is looking at me with frustration. She knows I don't make idle threats, though.

I expect my little tape recorder will remember this line for the future, probably in front of a principal or my boss or something.

Comments

From whence cometh the script?

[(Anonymous)]

She probably heard this little bit of defiance at school. It didn't work there, and it didn't work at home either! When you're sick, that's no time to take any guff!