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Words I am Sure Will Come to Haunt Me.
Sep. 26th, 2011 07:50 pmI have had an upset digestive system for the past few days. Sparkle has been misbehaving for a good portion of today, resulting in her losing access to the Wii, computers, and all video games.
Sparkle: "If you do not give me MY Wii, I will SPIT on you!"
Me: "If you spit on me, I will spit up on you. Try me and see. I'm sure you won't like it."
Amazingly, this bit of upmanship appears to have worked. She backed off from her screams and threats, and is looking at me with frustration. She knows I don't make idle threats, though.
I expect my little tape recorder will remember this line for the future, probably in front of a principal or my boss or something.
Sparkle: "If you do not give me MY Wii, I will SPIT on you!"
Me: "If you spit on me, I will spit up on you. Try me and see. I'm sure you won't like it."
Amazingly, this bit of upmanship appears to have worked. She backed off from her screams and threats, and is looking at me with frustration. She knows I don't make idle threats, though.
I expect my little tape recorder will remember this line for the future, probably in front of a principal or my boss or something.
